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sameatschildren:

starfleetgrad:

savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:

acetrainerghirahim:

am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day

cause

when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo

Fun Fact:

Washing your hair…

I go 3-4. It was very greasy in the beginning because I used to wash it every day. It’s so much healthier this way. And my color lasts longer :)

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

  • salazar:

    hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something

  • helga:

    shoot

  • salazar:

    okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols

  • rowena:

    what

  • salazar:

    like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary

  • rowena:

    its an eagle

  • salazar:

    okay whatever

  • godric:

    i dont think uh

  • salazar:

    it cant be too hard to find a huge badger

  • godric:

    okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols

  • salazar:

    oh um okay because i kind of uh

  • helga:

  • rowena:

  • godric:

  • salazar:

  • helga:

    what did you do

  • salazar:

    NOTHING

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